The only way you could ever get me near chitlins: serve as jewellery. "Bound" ring in copper and pig intestine by New York-based Holland Houdek.
Bonus link: if you like your pork whole-hog, this roast pig ring is oinking your name. Be sure to check out the rest of Romanian jeweller Gabriela Punct's gallery, which is less meaty than it is full of big, beautiful flowers.
Even more jewellery: